Vinnies

Vinnies is 'stralian for St. Vincent's.

Watching my phone drive across town

Crap. I know exactly where my Android phone is... the recycling guy wouldn't take my bin because it had wood in it. So I ran out and removed the wood, in the process, dropping my phone from my shirt pocket into the bin. The guy wasn't happy because I slowed him down, and now I can see that my phone is in the truck on the other side of town, headed towards the recycling center. The Council is going to try to track it down; meanwhile I either buy an new phone or have none. (called Council using Skype).

Stranglehold of bureaucracy

Below is something you would never see in Australia, due to the overwhelming political influence of its TAFE (Technical And Further Education) system. While the TAFE system is very good about training non-university citizens, its political clout means that there are a huge number of jobs for which it is the gatekeeper - no one gets through the gate without first paying their dues to the TAFE system and getting a specified certificate. The Australian government likes to pretend that in a rapidly changing economy, every job category can have a TAFE certificate program up and running, and sign off participants before they engage in the given economic activity.

Meanwhile, in the United States:

MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS:

EDUCATION: Sufficient to perform all tasks and read and follow standard operating policies, procedures and regulatory materials.

Earthworm

Back home, we have earthworms and we have nightcrawlers - the big ones. I haven't seen many nightcrawlers in Australia, but this one was living in the bottom of a potted agave plant.

Twenty-one items, one test

I applaud the government program to screen everyone in its health care system for bowel cancer. My first thoughts though... cancer - they give you toxic chemicals and cut things out of you, and it's still a long, painful death. Why bother? Once detected, why not just die quickly and avoid the prolonged suffering? And so my first question: "Is it curable?!" And the version of that question more people probably ask: "Should I bother doing this test??"

Unfortunately, NONE of the twenty-one items included in this thoughtful government-funded package answered that question quickly and concisely. I opened it immediately to see what it was, followed by a "Oh yeah. They sent a letter saying they were going to send this." So you might say that's twenty-three items, because I'm counting envelopes and postage as an expense. So I let it sit for about a week because I'm not that enthusiastic about trying to catch feces and put it into small tubes.

Finally, after about a week, I started sorting through the twenty-one items included in the package, looking for the directions, the crucial items, AND the answer to my question: "Why bother?!" I don't recall the cover letter really giving me much motivation - I did actually read it and couldn't tell you what it said. As I'm flipping through the material, I'm thinking maybe the little booklet has the answer - yes, the little booklet I was going to read some day. And because I'm familiar with large volumes of verbiage, I looked in the index of the booklet and there it was; EIGHTH item in the table of contents: Can bowel cancer be cured? I have to flip to page five to find the answer. And there it is - not in bold font - on front of the package exclaiming "WHY YOU SHOULD BOTHER!" but three quarters down the page in text that blends with everything else that basically reads "blah, blah, blah":

Bowel cancer is one of the most curable types of cancers if found early. That is why completing the free screening test sent to you is so important.

Oh. Why didn't you tell me that? I might have done the test right away, and someone else might have actually done the test, rather than leaving it on their counter for a year or so, thinking "Too much trouble. Why bother?"

Things about Australia that seem bizarre

This course costs $5200. It's called Captive Animals, Certificate III. This is the advanced certificate - ideally you'd have Certificate II before you spend an extra $5200 to get the Certificate III. Taking care of animals in cages. As someone who grew up in the country, it seems incredibly bizarre that you would not only have to get a certificate, you'd have to pay extra money to get the advanced certificate to do something like this. I could see getting some training - but $5200 worth? For a job like this? This is not even the level of a veterinary assistant - it's just cleaning cages; feeding animals?! Yeah, diseases, hygiene, blah, blah, blah - maybe a week of material? Nobody cleaning cages is going to remember all the potential pathenogenic agents - they'll just know a) get your shots and b) don't get bitten.

Respect for Authoritarians

When your reputation is more important than the reality of who you are and what's really happening...  Australian private schools seem to have a lot in common with the Catholic Church.

http://www.smh.com.au/national/education/royal-commission-cranbrook-headmaster-knew-about-child-sex-abuse-allegations-20150909-gjia4h.html